if you wanna know something about my interesting life, or wanna talk, or tell me how was your day, or want advice (im not the best at that but you can do it if you want) just ask! or instant message me! i dont bite.
dad:
well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]